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Conquering Sorrow
Eric took his $5.6 million and went to Hollywood. Hollywood is not a real place, but Eric was sick of snow. And, he just wanted to live somewhere where he could swim in a built-in pool. He had wrecked his ankle and was lame, but now every time it grew cold or rainy, his bones […]
Conjuring Cash
I wanted to write an episode of RRV, about conjuring cash and yet, I was unable to manifest te $8 million dollars even on paper, so now, I have found a vector… D23: First Look, The Cast Of ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Revealed; Mads Mikkelsen & Alan Tudyk Join By Rodrigo Perez | The PlaylistAugust […]
Bela, the girl from Jersey
“I represent Jesus,” said the Vampyre talent agent one day… Living in Hollywood makes vampires of us all, but for the Rock of Vampyre, the sorcery was usurped by all the big agencies representing all the top talent when Christian moved in and took over repping Jesus. Correction! Jesus H Christ! Eric Christian, he called himself, […]
Eric the Vampire
Eric wasn’t always rich, but he had killer instinct…he knew he was destined for big things, so he hit Hollywood at a young age, coming from New York City. He had no parents, having been raised by wolves. He decided early on he would become a mogul, and that as a record producer, his ticket […]
Rock of Vampyre 